We interrupt this program to bring you the news that rumors of snow have surfaced in Bernhaus – wait. I’m getting something here… No. It has been confirmed. It is, in fact, SNOWing in Bernhausen. This is big, people. You’re going to want to remember this moment. This is actually the first snow Bernhausen has seen all season. There’s no explanation for it. Residents are saying it’s a miracle. I don’t know about that, but I can tell you about the joy in the streets. They’re celebrating now, out here, as if a war had ended. It might be a little too rowdy here for us soon, Jim. Back to you.

YOU WILL NOW BE RETURNED TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.

UPDATE:
It hasn’t stopped snowing since I posted this yesterday, so now I’m posting some pictures of our Charles Dickens Wonderland to make everyone jealous who hasn’t got any snow. Enjoy!